Asshole Test

I have not been having a good couple of weeks and I'm irritable right now so there's my explanation for this post.

My wife and I get a lot of these emails that end with "If [insert assinine condition here] then you must pass this e-mail on to everybody you know blah, blah, blah, blah, blah". My wife gets them more than I do because I have a bad habit of immediately calling the person who sent the offending e-mail and telling them I'm going to send a small gang of large Sicilians with anger management issues and hand tools to their house if they ever send me one of these e-mails again. I have a cousin that hasn't talked to me in a few years just because of an incident like this.

At any rate, if you are the kind of person who sends chain e-mails with empty-headed idiot little messages in them about God or supporting our troops or love or some other quaint piece of moronic crap that ends with a demand that the recipient must pass on the e-mail or else you're really not friends or you don't love your country or yada yada yada then you are an asshole. Reevaluate your behavior and consider an asshole rehabilitation clinic somewhere.